As tight as it gets
As Happy as a dog with two tails!!!!
As shiny as the floor!
she's as cold as ice
as awkward as giraffes
A semi as thick as my wrist.
Pale as Milk
As busty as a reveal can get
As deep as my ass.
As sweet as pie
Thick as a...
Pale as fuck haha
Cute As A Button And As Natural As A Tea Leaf
As soon as she posted
As good as it gets
As close as you'll get
As tight as they come