Bigger than your girlfriend's?
More jiggle than bounce, still awesome
ass got so much bounce
Hotter than your wife
"I'm so much happier being your bullies cum rag than being your mother"
Bambino is Not Your Typical Nerd
Much Bigger Than Expected
Much better than piano lessons.
Not your typical first date
Your cousin is so much hotter than your girlfriend anyways!
Hotter than your wife
Doesn’t get much fatter than this
Much bigger than expected
Hotter than your neighbor
Much rather be sir than daddy
"Open wide Kim. How much bigger am I than your husband?"
Typical Sunday evening
Sweeter than candy