Mfw I use my pickaxe to get a kill in fortnite
MFW I make that cat intestine soup
MFW I couldn’t stop thinking about getting my ass railed at work 🤤
MFW you shove me down and make me beg before you blow your load in my fertile cunt and let me cum
Mfw I fuck Gianna
MFW she sticks both of our cocks in her mouth at once 😮
Post photo of sunburn 50% replies "put aloe on it" like its some new magical cure 50% replies "I'll rub aloe on it for you" like I'm going to get a complete stranger to do it instead of my husband MFW
mfw my boyfriend just pulled me into his friend’s bathroom to fuck me
MFW Senpai comes over with pizza and ice cream for a Saturday night in.