Panties Optional
why have one when you can have four?
when you have 6.5 inches of girth
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
Damn!! when you have such a hot niece
Why have a slice 🍰 when you can have the whole Cake? 🎂
when you have dumplings for boobs
When you have to be sneaky
When you have to pause the game
Who Needs Length, When You Have Girth.
When you have an ASStounding THERAPIST
Don't be a pussy when eating pussy
When making a supply run, masks are mandatory but panties are optional
When you have a big cock you just have to play with him a few times a day ;)
When you wake up horny you just have to take a ride
who needs a bra when you have lace
Monogamy is a fucking joke when you're ovulating and feeling sexy.