My wife told me she wasn’t wearing panties while at work today. I told her to prove it and she sent me this...
That look she gives you when she lets her bull give her the facial she never let you give her
Not the kind of stretching you thought you were paying for when she signed up for daily yoga classes.
She thought you wouldn't mind
She has me now I need you
Your girlfriend told you she was going out with some friends, so it surprised you when you got this
You didn’t believe me when i told you how wet i get talking to you...
After they were done she told you she needed to practice more for him
I thought i told you that we don't stop......
She told me she wanted a lick
The guy she told u not to worry about
Told my girlfriend she should see her ex
And you thought she kinda liked you...
She told she was going to visit her family for the weekend
She Has BEEN waiting for it
That blob she has to deal with
Told you
“I told you it fits in there!”