When the party bores you and you call a hooker over
When you passed out at her party, she woke you up fucking your cock.
You come home and your neighbor is watering her lawn like this. What do you do?
Go out and fucked silly on "ladies night" then come home and sit on your roommates face, just because you can.
Are you a party girl, sissy?
Waiting for you to come home
"Are you coming home, Daddy?" - Wifey
When you don't have your toys with you but you are horny af! š
Trying to be silent and sneaky while the roommates are home...
I'm ready when you are
Don't you hate it when they start without you?
Weekend without you
When you drop your pants...
Baby, when are you coming home? Iām sleepy and wet 20
When you both come home from at the same time and immediately cum together
When you come home dripping and smelly and you just don't want to deal with your redditor boyfriend scolding you again.
Ready when you are
The things you see when you come home early