When you hate it but have a job to do.
Monogamy is optional when you have a pussy.
who needs a bra when you have lace
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
When your date steals your shit
i don’t have a clever title.
We don’t have kids but we have a bounce house
When shes invites you in, you have to deliver
When you have nothing to do
When you have to cum right there
when you only have 60 seconds..
Who needs air when you have cock
tfw you don’t have any toys
When you have 6,666 Twitter followers
When you and your penis have a mutual orgasm.
Don’t you love when they come with handlebars 😈
If you don’t have a wet pussy on this valentine’s day...have mine!
When you dont have a third.