When you have the house to yourself
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
"Have you seen your sister?"
When you have a pussy between your legs and a healthy libido, you will eventually have multiple sexual partners overlapping.
Sometimes you have to improvise
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
Monogamy is optional when you have a pussy.
When It's So Hot You Have to Take Cold Showers
When you have nothing to do
When you have to pause the game
When You Have Slut Older Sister
When you have no one else...
When you have potato aim
Have to call you back
When you have a beard, it's important to moisturize
🔊 When you have to go, you have to go
Son, have you seen your mom?
When you have a lot to give