Who needs a clean room when I have this...
Who needs a lap dance?
When you don’t have a valentin’s date
Who needs a snuggle buddy?
Who needs a husband when you have a son
When you have a lot to give
Who needs air when you have cock
When you have to share a bathroom
Who needs a bed anyway
Who needs to go to the gym to get a workout in?
Who needs a creampie? ;)
Who Needs Lube When You Have Grool
Who needs snow-pants when you could have no-pants? 🚫👖
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
Always have a gym buddy
When it's wet, who needs a tee shirt...?
Who needs a new daddy?
Who needs a good soak?
